Scary stories or jokes.

[H-X]

Well guys this community is getting really boring so you guys can post your  scary stories and jokes but the thing is your scary store should be in 2 or less lines,jokes can be bigger and you can post any kind of carp i read the rules and no abusing post are restricted BUT YOU CAN'T ABUSE OTHER USERS AT ANY STAGE.

True story:
I swear to God when i am alone i close more doors than i opened.

A simple joke:
A guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel.
he sat down and noticed four strange buttons:
◙WW,◙WA,◙PP and ◙APR.... 

Curious,he pressed ◙WW and his butt was gently spared with warm water.He liked it too much 

He then pressed ◙WA and a blast of warm air dried him up.Still loving it

He pressed the ◙PP button and the powder puffed to make him smell fresh.He felt pampered

He decided to press the last button ◙API and then later he woke up in a hospital.

A nurse smiled  and said"Sir,APR mean automatic pad remover.When the machine couldn't find a pad on you,it went for your balls.

Your balls are in the jar over there.." 

[Bonzo]

"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door..."

[Elfing]

"Monday..."

[H-X]

mom called me for lunch,I was just at the door and mom shouted from her room."Don't go i am also hearing it"

[destroyer ita]

"Monday..."

So scary D:

[Nighthawk]

"You're masturbating and your mom comes in."

[H-X]

@Nighthawk
Is that a joke or a scary story.

[Elfing]

Would it be funny if it really happened? 

[Nighthawk]

Why not both hades, why not both?

[H-X]

Why not both hades, why not both?

@Nighthawk i think it has happened to you more the once.

[Nighthawk]

Why not both hades, why not both?

@Nighthawk i think it has happened to you more the once.

*day 14* Mom's getting suspicious.

[H-X]

lol!
what if your moms friend caughts you and she wants you to fuck her and suddenly your mom came.

P.S:beta gi agar asa hua na to tera kuch nahe ho sakta. (encrypted message)

[Nighthawk]

lol!
what if your moms friend caughts you and she wants you to fuck her and suddenly your mom came.

P.S:beta gi agar asa hua na to tera kuch nahe ho sakta. (encrypted message)

You must have really weird fantasies... Don't use that kind of language here, especially when you've just applied for mod.

[H-X]

You must have really weird fantasies... Don't use that kind of language here, especially when you've just applied for mod.

It was just a joke i didn't mean to offend you.

[Nighthawk]

You must have really weird fantasies... Don't use that kind of language here, especially when you've just applied for mod.

It was just a joke i didn't mean to offend you.

I don't get offended that easily. But I'm following a set of rules for this community, what you said may not be offensive to be but absurd to others. :p