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Author Topic: Scary stories or jokes.  (Read 2212 times)

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Scary stories or jokes.
« on: February 25, 2014, 16:55:54 »
Well guys this community is getting really boring so you guys can post your  scary stories and jokes but the thing is your scary store should be in 2 or less lines,jokes can be bigger and you can post any kind of carp i read the rules and no abusing post are restricted BUT YOU CAN'T ABUSE OTHER USERS AT ANY STAGE.

True story:
I swear to God when i am alone i close more doors than i opened.

A simple joke:
A guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel.
he sat down and noticed four strange buttons:
◙WW,◙WA,◙PP and ◙APR....  ???

Curious,he pressed ◙WW and his butt was gently spared with warm water.He liked it too much  ::)

He then pressed ◙WA and a blast of warm air dried him up.Still loving it ::)

He pressed the ◙PP button and the powder puffed to make him smell fresh.He felt pampered :D

He decided to press the last button ◙API and :o then later he woke up in a hospital.

A nurse smiled  :) and said"Sir,APR mean automatic pad remover.When the machine couldn't find a pad on you,it went for your balls. :)

Your balls are in the jar over there.."  :o
« Last Edit: February 25, 2014, 17:22:04 by hades »
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Re: Scary stories or jokes.
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2014, 13:42:17 »
"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door..."
"Tastes like heresy. Delicious heresy." - TB, 2014

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Re: Scary stories or jokes.
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2014, 13:48:33 »
"Monday..."
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

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Re: Scary stories or jokes.
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2014, 18:11:14 »
mom called me for lunch,I was just at the door and mom shouted from her room."Don't go i am also hearing it"
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Re: Scary stories or jokes.
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2014, 07:41:10 »

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Re: Scary stories or jokes.
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2014, 12:15:54 »
"You're masturbating and your mom comes in."

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Re: Scary stories or jokes.
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2014, 16:03:54 »
@Nighthawk
Is that a joke or a scary story.
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Re: Scary stories or jokes.
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2014, 19:32:04 »
Would it be funny if it really happened?  ;)
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

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Re: Scary stories or jokes.
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2014, 04:40:52 »
Why not both hades, why not both?

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Re: Scary stories or jokes.
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2014, 10:34:35 »
Why not both hades, why not both?
@Nighthawk i think it has happened to you more the once.
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Re: Scary stories or jokes.
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2014, 23:42:40 »
Why not both hades, why not both?
@Nighthawk i think it has happened to you more the once.
*day 14* Mom's getting suspicious.

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Re: Scary stories or jokes.
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2014, 20:48:38 »
lol!
what if your moms friend caughts you and she wants you to fuck her and suddenly your mom came.

P.S:beta gi agar asa hua na to tera kuch nahe ho sakta. :P (encrypted message)
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Re: Scary stories or jokes.
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2014, 11:23:31 »
lol!
what if your moms friend caughts you and she wants you to fuck her and suddenly your mom came.

P.S:beta gi agar asa hua na to tera kuch nahe ho sakta. :P (encrypted message)
You must have really weird fantasies... Don't use that kind of language here, especially when you've just applied for mod.

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Re: Scary stories or jokes.
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2014, 14:01:47 »
You must have really weird fantasies... Don't use that kind of language here, especially when you've just applied for mod.

It was just a joke i didn't mean to offend you.
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Re: Scary stories or jokes.
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2014, 16:18:54 »
You must have really weird fantasies... Don't use that kind of language here, especially when you've just applied for mod.

It was just a joke i didn't mean to offend you.
I don't get offended that easily. But I'm following a set of rules for this community, what you said may not be offensive to be but absurd to others. :p

 

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