Hot Chills
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: H-X on February 25, 2014, 16:55:54
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Well guys this community is getting really boring so you guys can post your scary stories and jokes but the thing is your scary store should be in 2 or less lines,jokes can be bigger and you can post any kind of carp i read the rules and no abusing post are restricted BUT YOU CAN'T ABUSE OTHER USERS AT ANY STAGE.
True story:
I swear to God when i am alone i close more doors than i opened.
A simple joke:
A guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel.
he sat down and noticed four strange buttons:
◙WW,◙WA,◙PP and ◙APR.... ???
Curious,he pressed ◙WW and his butt was gently spared with warm water.He liked it too much ::)
He then pressed ◙WA and a blast of warm air dried him up.Still loving it ::)
He pressed the ◙PP button and the powder puffed to make him smell fresh.He felt pampered :D
He decided to press the last button ◙API and :o then later he woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled :) and said"Sir,APR mean automatic pad remover.When the machine couldn't find a pad on you,it went for your balls. :)
Your balls are in the jar over there.." :o
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"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door..."
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"Monday..."
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mom called me for lunch,I was just at the door and mom shouted from her room."Don't go i am also hearing it"
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"Monday..."
So scary D:
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"You're masturbating and your mom comes in."
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@Nighthawk
Is that a joke or a scary story.
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Would it be funny if it really happened? ;)
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Why not both hades, why not both?
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Why not both hades, why not both?
@Nighthawk i think it has happened to you more the once.
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Why not both hades, why not both?
@Nighthawk i think it has happened to you more the once.
*day 14* Mom's getting suspicious.
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lol!
what if your moms friend caughts you and she wants you to fuck her and suddenly your mom came.
P.S:beta gi agar asa hua na to tera kuch nahe ho sakta. :P (encrypted message)
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lol!
what if your moms friend caughts you and she wants you to fuck her and suddenly your mom came.
P.S:beta gi agar asa hua na to tera kuch nahe ho sakta. :P (encrypted message)
You must have really weird fantasies... Don't use that kind of language here, especially when you've just applied for mod.
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You must have really weird fantasies... Don't use that kind of language here, especially when you've just applied for mod.
It was just a joke i didn't mean to offend you.
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You must have really weird fantasies... Don't use that kind of language here, especially when you've just applied for mod.
It was just a joke i didn't mean to offend you.
I don't get offended that easily. But I'm following a set of rules for this community, what you said may not be offensive to be but absurd to others. :p
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The professor, just like DC :D wants to make a mnemocopy (machine which have my brains) and then mnemocopy (it's my copy) explodes DC into small atoms and it's going to make me hop into space...
:D